In 2009, answered an ad on Craigslist, 2 women looking for a married guy for 'private fun.' Went over to their apartment, they're actually lesbian, one very cute the other tolerable. They said I had to do as they instructed, which was to strip naked and sit on a couch next to the cute one and she gave me a handjob. No lube, I asked if she'd spit on her hand to lube it up, because she was really rough. What does she do? Places her hand by my mouth and says "go ahead, spit." They never disrobed, didn't even masturbate. They found the whole thing amusing, and not even seconds after I ejaculated all over my stomach and chest, , the cute one gets up and says "We're done, you can go." Initially I was upset over the deceptive trick, but then have become appreciative of how they used me.